Oh for crying out loud! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since you last visited... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Whenever will they invent electricity!.
I am flat out with an awfully big adventure, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a nuisance to every man and his dog, my day is a magical flight from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to sun down and beyond. I am so tired. but who cares.
I absolutely, positively promise I will make more of an effort to blog more often. Well, I'll try. Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue..